- Otis : I’m the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who’s your daddy? I’m the one who brings the devil’s brandy.Mother : Who’s your daddy?Otis : I’m the one who beats you when you’re bad.Baby : Who’s your daddy?Mother : Who’s your daddy?Otis : [walking to Denise, while wearing her father’s skin] Come on, sweetie. Give the old man some sugar.Denise Willis : Daddy, Daddy.Otis : [taking off his robe] And I’m the one who loves ya when you’re fucking dead!
- Baby : Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill ’em. That’s the way.
- [after stabbing a victim to death] Baby : ‘Shoo, shoo,’ said the maiden.[laughs maniacally] Baby : ‘Come, maiden,’ said the rabbit, ‘sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch.’
- Mary Knowles : [sees Baby on Bill’s lap] Get off him![Baby doesn’t budge] Mary Knowles : I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore! Fucking slut![Mary pushes Baby to the ground] Baby : Oh, you shouldn’t have done that!Mary Knowles : Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?Baby : I’ll do something, motherfucker.[pulls out a knife] Baby : I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove ’em down your throat!
- Otis : Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here.Baby : Take his gag out. It’s more fun with the screaming.Mother : I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way.[They remove Jerry’s gag] Jerry Goldsmith : Please don’t kill us, please don’t kill us.Baby : [imitating Jerry] Please don’t kill us… nah… please don’t kill us.Otis : Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. Get in now.Mother : Wait, wait, wait… I wanna say goodbye.[Mama Firefly grabs Jerry by the collar and gives him a big kiss] Mother : Goodbye, sweetie. We could’ve been great.Otis : Ain’t we just having a fucking hoot?Jerry Goldsmith : Just let us go, I swear to God we won’t tell anyone. I swear…Mother : Honey, you know I can’t do that.Otis : Ain’t we just having a fucking hoot?Rufus ‘R.J.’ Firefly Jr. : Get your fucking ass up, boy.Otis : Come on, we ain’t got all night.[Rufus grabs Jerry and body slams him into the coffin while Mary breaks free and runs off] Otis : Where does she think she’s gonna run to? She gonna run all the way home?Baby : No, let me get her.Otis : All right, go get her.
- Baby : Give me a “B”, give me an “A”, give me a “B” give me a “Y”, What’s that spell? What’s that spell? WHAT’S THAT SPELL?
- Baby : So, how much we owe you, Goober?Gerry Ober : Oh, that’s supposed to be G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, but Karl went and put an extra “o”, made it Goober. Fucking asshole.Baby : Great story, Goober. How much we owe you?Gerry Ober : Well, the damage is pretty severe… $185.Baby : That ain’t gonna break my bank, hon. Here, keep the change. Go buy yourself a new name… Goober!
- Bill Hudley : Mmmm, tasty.Baby : Ain’t the only thing tasty in this house.
- Baby : Whoopy-fucking-doo.
- Baby : These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick ’em up on the wall.
- Baby : Hey wanna play a guessing game? Guess what number I’m thinking of.Jerry Goldsmith : Eat shit and die.[Baby starts cutting Jerry’s hair with the scissors] Jerry Goldsmith : No, wait, please, come on, stop it! What do you want? What do you want from me? What do you want from us?Baby : Please be quiet, I don’t wanna slip. OK, one more. You get this right, I’ll let ya go. If you get it wrong you are fucked! OK, who’s my favourite movie star?Jerry Goldsmith : I don’t know… M… Marilyn Monroe!Baby : Hmmm… no, Bette Davis! Sorry, you lose![Baby scalps Jerry]
- Gerry Ober : Let me take a guess here, y’all are having a Halloween party tonight huh?Baby : Now what makes you think that big boy?Gerry Ober : Well you sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people.Baby : Yeah we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?Gerry Ober : Yeah I like to get fucked up, too, and do some fucked up shit.Baby : Yeah, I bet you do!
- Baby : There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, “Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.”
- Baby : You gotta have the marshmallows, that’s what makes it fun.
- Bill Hudley : Christ, you scared the shit out of me.Baby : Aw, you ain’t seen nothing yet.Bill Hudley : Is your brother ready to go?Baby : Oh… yeah, he already left. We’ll wait inside, come on.Bill Hudley : He left!Baby : Yeah, come on.
- Baby : Hey, Poopy-pants. What’s new?
- Baby : The door’s locked. I’ll gotta go around… wait here.
- Baby : OK, sorry… maybe the Great Pumpkin ate ’em up.
I’m David Michaell Ramsey Surfman374 